angler affect

Dangling happiness in front of somebody until they've been caught in the icy jaws of marriage and are absorbed into one being like angler fish.

A: Have you heard from Rowland lately?
B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.

by TherealDLimb December 11, 2016

The Mari Affect

The affect Amarion has on people to make them lose focus or forget thoughts by the sight of him or the sound of his voice

Friend 1: Girl what were u sayin
*see Amarion*
Friend 2: ummm idk
Friend 1: what u was just talking two seconds ago
Friend 2: ik but The Mari Affect

by urban62555674 December 4, 2023

How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023

Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.

He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.

by paramedico987 July 30, 2017

Robin Affect

When a man has his shit together and gets pussy trapped by a woman whose pussy is so good you know she isn't worth a damn in any other area of life and he loses everything in a matter of weeks.

Someone warn Troy please. The Robin Affect happens so fast you don't even see it coming.

by IceBurgScrilla November 20, 2025

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.

"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.

by Jack Flap December 10, 2018