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Home Court Advantage

The superior level of comfort, pleasure, and relaxation one feels when making a bowel movement in the privacy of one's own bathroom as opposed to a public restroom or bathroom at another person's house.
(noun)
"Dude, that restaurant serves a mean breakfast burrito, but it goes right through you. I had to poo so bad I almost lost it in my pants. The bathroom there was totally nasty so I held out for home court advantage. The drive home sucked, but it was definitely worth it."
by Dizzy Bizz July 25, 2007
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Advantage Wank

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.
Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)
by Disabled Complex January 13, 2008
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Adventure

A "cruise" in the car with friends. Usually results in going to get food somewhere but in the long run an adventure is just a fun trip with friends.
"Hey, wanna cruise with me and Jim? It'll be one hell of an adventure"
"It always is isn't it?"
by 88888880$ December 30, 2007
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Anal Adventure

To Have lots of bum sex,the practicing of anal sex
Have you had an "Anal Adventure" today ?
by Mark February 23, 2004
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Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog

An inspired work of utter genius, staring Sega's eponymous mascot Sonic The Hedgehog. The show is basically inspired by every single drug and substance known to mankind, and is best known for a nonexistent plotline, the hilarious (non)educational Sonic Says moments where Sonic teaches kids about pedophiles (really) and inspiring every single YTP ever made. Without AOSTH, I could go so far as to say that Youtube Poop would not be NEARLY as successful. This show is so bat-shit insane, it makes Ren and Stimpy look like any Simpsons episode after the 20th season. You know whats going to happen, and its not nearly as hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey dude I just got a load of drugs fresh from the underground! Lets light up and go on a massive trip!

Guy 2: No thanks. I'll just watch five minutes of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog and get all the mind fucking I'll ever need...

Sonic: (That's no good!)
by i2D2 September 27, 2010
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adventure

A mission with a positive outcome and some cool shit along the way.
"We could go to Taco Bell, but Chilpotle sounds a bit better."

"Yeah, and we could stop off at my dude's house. We'll make an adventure out of it."
by XBronicastroX April 15, 2009
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Ghost Adventures

A paranormal documentary from 2008-.Zak Bagans, Aaron Goodwin, Billy Tolley, and Jay Wasley are the four main guys, but a guy named Nick Groff was on the show until 2014. My favorite show bc it’s so funny but also really cool. U should watch an episode.
Man, I watched Ghost Adventures last night and it was sooooo cool
by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 January 27, 2021
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