neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.

*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??

by Pipperoo October 15, 2017

Curvey trouser

The sexual act of using body fluid(feces, semen, blood, or urine) to stick tight to your partner like glue, during doggy style sex. Stuck tight to their body like a pair of pants.

Me and my girlfriend did a curvey trouser last night. It took the shower to separate our bodies.

by JeromeB March 2, 2018

trouser pants

Another word for jeans, to get around office dress codes.

These aren't jeans, they're trouser pants!

by 4reverse4 February 11, 2010

Trouser Brain

The human male organ of thought, primarily used for urination and procreation, believed to have over ruling power of the actual brain when encountering other persons of sexual interest.

He was too busy thinking with his trouser brain he had no idea he was being scammed

by Trouser Brains March 3, 2017

trouser biscuit

I female wearing short shorts where portions of her pubic hair occasionally become exposed.

While she was warming up, I could see her trouser biscuit.

by BazookaJoe May 28, 2008

green trousers

green trousers is an iconic bitch who slays at everything and everyone is jealous of them because they have some funky ass green trousers and they dont, because they're broke lol

jerremy "omg is that green trousers??!!"
branddealing "yes duhhh how could u not see their iconic green trousers, what r u a loser or something??"

by greentrousersloverxoxo February 9, 2022

Trouser Trout

Having sex or getting oral sex with your penis sticking out the fly of your pants or jeans.

My girlfriend was horny in the dressing room so I went in and trouser trouted her real good.

by KMag357 December 6, 2020