When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.
by The sweet release of death. September 07, 2016
a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.
search on google to see the picture
search on google to see the picture
'sends picture of that repeatedly to annoy his friends captioning, " that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow'
by labanamana November 06, 2024
Person A: "Hey! What's new with you?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"
by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024
When you accidentally leave your tripod in between two parked vans on the Eurotunnel and a one van suddenly rolls forward and the tripod is replaced by a mouse penis
As far as I know he’s the first person to ever have Eurotunnel surgery. It’s easier for him to walk now anyway
by MF95 September 23, 2023
1. something that is bollocks, ie must be untrue. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.
Stovold: my mum grew an extra boob
Meaner: crondall surgery!!!
...later
Meaner: oh sorry stov i dint realise she actuall had, that shit is crondall surgery
Meaner: crondall surgery!!!
...later
Meaner: oh sorry stov i dint realise she actuall had, that shit is crondall surgery
by jonah December 22, 2004
by Cody5050 August 10, 2022
The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
by pojke June 05, 2022