Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Stuart

A fuck buddy you definitely don’t want your parents to know about

I’m off to meet Stuart (I’m away to get my Nat King Cole)

by Dr Dongmeister September 16, 2020

stuart

The best minion to ever exist he is the most coolest out of the three minions

Who's you favorite minion

Stuart is the best.

by Ye ofc June 29, 2022

stuart green

Stuart green is an age old game developed by the Greek. To play Stuart green you need a 48 laxatives 3 small elvish men and a lot of lubricant. You first swallow the laxatives, then the elvish men will begin to give you a hand job. You are to lay on your back push very hard and see if you can catch at least three of your own bodily fluids in your mouth after expelling them violently. Commonly this consists of semen, diarrhea and vomit.

I went to this crazy party in Thorpe and everyone was playing Stuart green, a guy called Harry McNally won by an absolute mile!

by Gggggsa January 12, 2014

Stuart’s mum

She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids

Stuart’s mum is a hoe

by Papa6969XO May 17, 2019

Stuart

Stuart is a mongo and nothing more than selfish basturd he has a problem of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything even his own kids

Paul: is that Stuart

Gordon: yep

Paul: take it that’s him left again

by Charlie Anderson January 5, 2020

Stuart Jarman

Is a knobend.

Hey, have you seen Stuart Jarman?

Yea, he's such a knobend!

by Stuartisaknob December 20, 2018