Usually in the closet but gets caught staring at horses weiner people are usually really uncomfortable and affraid around him because you already know he smells like a big old fat tuna legend says they made the fraze jerk the turkey because his dongle is gross tiny and uncircumcised
by Bigweinerscabs1818 March 10, 2019

A jimmy is someone that stares at you until you feel uncomfortable and could quite possibly rape & murder you.
A jimmy can also be someone who knocks but the annoying, slutty bitch of the school by accident.
A jimmy can also be someone who knocks but the annoying, slutty bitch of the school by accident.
“He keeps staring at me on the bus and I hate it!”
“Just ignore him, jimmy probably has issues.”
“I just got Mia pregnant dude.”
“Fuck man! Of all the people to knock up and you choose that annoying hoe? Wow, you really are a jimmy.”
“It doesn’t matter, I’m ditching her annoying ass anyway.”
“Just ignore him, jimmy probably has issues.”
“I just got Mia pregnant dude.”
“Fuck man! Of all the people to knock up and you choose that annoying hoe? Wow, you really are a jimmy.”
“It doesn’t matter, I’m ditching her annoying ass anyway.”
by JimmyIsHoldingMeHostage May 3, 2018

by Jimmy Is My Dad October 3, 2018

That annoying work colleague who cannot handle not being the centre of attention.
A Jimmy will eat all of your food even though he is lactose intolerant and it contains cheese. He will then wonder why he shits his pants all the time.
A Jimmy loves using long words even though he has no idea what they mean.
A Jimmy will steal your phone and take a picture of his scrotum even though it looks like the back of an old man's head.
A Jimmy will respond to any question with the answer "Your mum" even though it is no longer 1992.
A Jimmy will eat all of your food even though he is lactose intolerant and it contains cheese. He will then wonder why he shits his pants all the time.
A Jimmy loves using long words even though he has no idea what they mean.
A Jimmy will steal your phone and take a picture of his scrotum even though it looks like the back of an old man's head.
A Jimmy will respond to any question with the answer "Your mum" even though it is no longer 1992.
by BangNuts September 25, 2019

Jimmys Mom: Jimmy! come here and put on your special cream.
Jimmy: Hold on my penis enlargement pills just came in the mail.
Jimmy: Hold on my penis enlargement pills just came in the mail.
by Big daddy Dylan June 14, 2018

Hubba Hubba That guy is a jimmi
by anonymous heartthrob November 26, 2003

In the world of recreational drug use, a Jimmy is when someone laces marijuana with ketamine and rolls a blunt/joint with it
"Yo homie I just rolled a Jimmy, wanna smoke it with me?"
"Hell nah man, last time I couldn't get out of bed the next day!"
"Hell nah man, last time I couldn't get out of bed the next day!"
by Handelbars October 12, 2020
