Darius dishwoman

A cool guy that goes to Portland Christian. He is a godly swimmer, makes really good low pitched dinosaur noises. Is good at video games and gets a solid c average in school overall all around beefy dude.

Darius dishwoman do your work during class my mans!!!!!!!!

by Catsonkay January 29, 2020

darius

A Farquaad-like figure in the least. Not very handsom, but is good for a laugh.
Call short but yet very tall, and thinks he looks good…hehe jokes on him

“Wow hes suchh a Darius hehe”

“My Darius is Darius”

by Ratatouille13 August 8, 2022

darius retarded ass nigga

a fucking ass retard who stims all the time and he's also a fatass.

you should most likely kill yourself if you are referred to as this.

Bro, that retard who stole by bike is a, "darius retarded ass nigga."

by obesemoron December 1, 2024

Darius

Often has Center parting hairstyle or a man bun. Makes you laugh at times and has few friends. He is extremely weak physically but mentally stronger

Wow look at darius…

by Buggy2525533 August 14, 2021

Darius

The definition of all bark no bite. Loud as fuck but odds are if you're named Darius you'll roll like a tumbleweed at the sight of any challenge, or anything that needs any mental energy.

An otherwise quiet room will cease to exist with the presence of a Darius

Shut the fuck up darius

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Darius Fucker

The lead vocalist of Bootie and the Blowjob.

Darius Fucker played many great songs with Bootie and the Blowjob and as a solo artist.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Dunkmaster darius

The ultimate douchebag. Fueled with protein and all the chad might one can get. Dunkmaster darius is the most handsome, most sexy, most dunktatstic skin in league of legends.
You can never be a darius main without this skin.
Why is it, three reasons :

D
U
And unk
All shall tremble before the dank dunkmaster.

Oh shit, get ready to be dunked, cuz Dunkmaster darius has arrived

by BanRangedTopsPLS March 28, 2022