Yard crab

People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.

God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.

by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017

yard doggies

Your slippers you use when you are in the pin that you wear to the yard

I'll trade you a sopa for your yard doggies

by SuperMarioG October 30, 2018

yard yeti

A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.

I just walked in from the garage and both of your Yard Yetis looked like they were up to no good!

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014

Yard Haunt

An simple or elaborate display in ones front yard, usually on Halloween. Most involve zombies coming out of the ground (groundbreakers), some sort of witch and jack o lanterns. Some choose to use store bought props or make their own.

1"The old guy down the street set up a big yard haunt"
2"Really? The weird one with the crazy voice?"
1"Yeah, theres some pretty intense zombies down there"

by Marrowthemadman October 3, 2010

yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.

Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Mullet Yard

Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.

Dude, you have a mullet yard!

I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.

by Mullenkee July 26, 2013

drive yard

When someone has more driveway than actual front yard.

"bruh I don't even have a front yard. all I have is a drive yard"

by swaggieg February 21, 2015