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Xbox Hangover 

The day after an especially long Xbox session that lasts deep into the morning hours. Several cups of coffee are required to stay awake at work, your eyes sting and look droopy and all you want to do is go home and get your fix.
Jay: "Hey Mike, you like shit today. Did you go out drinking last night?"
Mike: "Fuck no, I have an Xbox hangover."
Jay:"Huh?"
Mike:"I stayed up playing Xbox until I passed out face first on my coffee table."
Jay: "Well at least look like you are working."
Mike: "Whatever."
Xbox Hangover by John Sappho December 16, 2008

Xbox Live 

An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with.
Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY!!!"
Xbox Live by Seer-of-Shadows May 19, 2004

Xbox live 

The only place where white people can say the N-word ad nauseum without being immediately set upon by an angry mob and beaten to death.
*On XBox Live*

annoying xbox kid- You nigger!

nothing

*In Real Life*

annoying xbox kid- You nigger!

annoying xbox kid is immediatly set upon by an angry mob of young black men and beaten to death.
Xbox live by BIllyoh! April 7, 2009

XBOX Live 

XBOX Live - Where little fat white kids go to mouth off and act black.
"Little Billy just called me a cracka on XBOX Live"
XBOX Live by Pissed Off Gamer March 31, 2009

Xbox 36wii 

An X-box 360 Console with the Xbox Kinect included.
David's Mom got him the Xbox Kinect dude ... Now he pretty much has an Xbox 36wii.
Xbox 36wii by Leonfilms235 December 7, 2010

Xbox Fever

When you don't show up to school or work and all you do is play Xbox all day
Person A: Hey, where's Bobby?
Person B: He has Xbox Fever.
Person A: What are the symptoms?
Person B: Call of Duty.
Xbox Fever by Presto_Manifesto December 8, 2010