Chicken and Waffles

Having sex while cooking breakfast and someone burns themself on a hot surface such as a waffle iron or griddle.

Michael got a real surprise this morning when Jan brought him chicken and waffles!

by ChrisChanSonichu May 16, 2010

Waffles

A girl who does not meet you or your friends standards. Due to many possible reasons, the main one being uglyness. It is also possible that she is crazy, plays head games, etc.

see also WINGS

that bitch is WAFFLES, man.

by herb311 September 9, 2004

waffles

A mans food, very delcious, But one fruits are added it become unisex

alright guys i gotta go, Gonna go shave and have some waffles.

pfft, Trying to show off you manliness?
Hah that fag probably Puts fruits on them!

by roflwaffle175 December 29, 2007

Waffles

A person with a big head (not ego-wise), stares at you while watching movies at school, and is very smart.

My god! Waffles won't stop staring at us!

by XEsay August 15, 2008

not safe for waffles

A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles.

"You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles."

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 8, 2016

Dallas Waffles

During intercourse, a man proceeds to take a dump on the womens back. Then, with his penis, he draws a star, representing Dallas. Then ejaculates in the air, pretending his penis is a gun, and the ejaculation is a bullet.

John and Susan took a trip to Texas, and had to get some Dallas Waffles.

by The Coolest Guy454353453453453 August 23, 2008

wuffle

A legged , lovable creature of indeterminate size. A distant cousin to a Tribble.

I saw a wuffle in the corner of my eye.

by NightAngel October 3, 2007