careless wrister 

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Wristoff 

A nicknamegiven to a juvenile male with inference sugesting to them being awanker.

Wristoff spent a little too long in the toilet!

Wristoff by Baron Von Strappon. May 18, 2007

wrist assist

When you're banging your woman from behind and you just cant give it to her hard enough, you place your right hand (or left hand for left handed people) on the rear of the respective hip and aid your motion with the power of your forearm.

Hey bob, last night my girl was on it like never before, I even had to break out the wrist assist!

wrist assist by DictionaryDave April 26, 2009

Wristaphobia 

A fear of wrists. If a wrist appears to be in danger in any way the wristaphobic is likely to scream, run away, cry or collapse in fear. Three ways to make a wristaphobic cry: touch their wrist, talk about hurting their wrist or gesture to bite your own wrist.

Girl: "Don't touch my wrist!"
Boy: "I was just trying to hold your hand."
Girl: "Sorry, I have wristaphobia."

Wristaphobia by sassywristaphobic August 6, 2012

wrist deep in a pickle jar 

To literally have your hand all the way in a pickle jar

last night i was wrist deep in a pickle jar

wrist deep in a pickle jar by Fishguy13 July 11, 2016

wristniscus 

the wristniscus is the quasi-triangular central fibro cartilaginous structure disc bordered laterally ( the confluence of the sygmoid notch of the distal radius and the lunate fossa of the distal radius) dorsally by the dorsal radial ulnar ligament and palmarly by the palmar radial ulnar ligament and medially

Tommy was rollerblading in San Francisco he went HAM into a patch of gravel and ate shit tearing his wristniscus.

wristniscus by chimmychimm August 31, 2018

Wristoma 

The type of wrist cancer that turns the veins of a blackish decent then pops like the rice crispy treats.

I wish my mum hadith the Wristoma, because I love the popping sound that it pops in her lower child-like recipticor vein cell in the upper left hamstring.

Wristoma by Wristwatchdog October 12, 2020