wowzers

wowzers means your so dumb that you lick a pole and say wow that popsicle tasted amazing

WOWZERS has no sentence

by KittyLover #1 Middy Kitty November 13, 2016

wower

1. To pleasure one-self in the shower

2. To pleasure one-self in the company of Bower

1. "Hey Jack, you have a nice shower?"
"Yeah, i was feeling horny so took a wower"

2. "Damn that was a good wower, but Bower didnt seem to enjoy it"

by shirepuss September 20, 2006

wowie zowie

thats fuckin boss so it is

'wowie zowie, i just saved bj sweeney's zoo!'

by pajamaasam November 10, 2008

Wowser

A religious freak. Typically the sort that wants to ban fun in all forms.

Wacky web witnessing wowsers were warring with whoopee wherever we went.

by evildave September 1, 2009

Maui Wowie

An actual brand of catnip sold in pet stores.

"I gave my cat that Maui Wowie 'nip, and she passed out for two days!"

by wmdkitty January 2, 2009

wowser

Originaly from the movie/show "Inspecter gadget", it would be Inspecter Gadget's word when he would solve a clue or something very hard. Just like jinkies from scooby doo. This word can have two meanings, one for surprise
or shock and the other as a sexual slang word for sperm.

This word is rarely used in any case. Its mostly made fun of or to crack jokes with.

Wowsers!
Wowsers! I'd never guess that.
Wowsers your really stupid.

Damn! I wowsered on my keyboard.
I just wowsered all over my hand.
Let me wowser all over you.

by Matt 159 September 8, 2006

wowzers

a term of shock and disbelief. usually said in a nerd, geeky voice.

syn: woah

Lucy: I got a new graphing calculator today!
Marvin: WOWZERS!! Can I take a looksie?

by Taz M.D. May 2, 2009