Selfish Woman

A selfish woman has the idea that everything revolves around them

Most selfish woman are uneducated, lazy and dependent on her parents.
They could never survive without the help of men.
It's a proven fact.

by seeu August 14, 2006

Woman Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking

person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"

person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"

person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"

by GETBACKINTHEKITCHEN February 20, 2011

Penis Woman

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)

That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.

by Hukra February 21, 2009

Crazy cat woman

Similar to a crazy woman, but with cats. It's easy to spot a crazy cat woman, she has frizzy hair, bad fashion sense, and is normally surrounded by cats that worship her. They choose to moan and growl instead of talking, and hang out in dark alleys.

My mum is a crazy cat woman o.O

by Randycat January 19, 2009

BALD WOMAN

a woman who is loosing hair at a very young age. May have a shiny head where her hair used to be. Usually has their hair cut in a "senior citizen" (very short) way as to disguise their balding.

Person 1: Hanna is a bald woman at such a young age. Check out that Senior citizen haircut to cover it up.

by LuciousLocks July 4, 2010

G-Woman

G-Woman, like g-man, is the shortening of 'Government-Woman' it is a word used to describe a special agent of the FBI or other such law enforcement agency.

from x-files
Mulder:How you probably couldn't afford that nice, new suede coat on a G-Woman's salary. (refering to Scully and the small salary she makes as a gov't woman)

by LovelyLivia April 28, 2007

Womanbeast

A dominant woman who will relentlessly whip a man into submission with nothing more than a perceived promise of sex. Womanbeasts account for 87% of diagnosed stress in men entrenched in marriage with them. A womanbeast can manipulate control of a man even through electronic means or by way of artificial images provided for deceptive purposes. There are ways to deal with the womanbeast, some of which are outlined in great detail on a web forum of the same name with a dot com attached.

George has been completely pussywhipped by his electronic love maiden Erica, who is an infamous womanbeast.

Womanbeast Eve has manipulated Steve into submission without even having ever spoken to him in person.

by womanbeastdotcom February 2, 2010