Woody

A person (most commonly male) who strips off, completely naked, only wearing a cowboy hat. They will then proceed to take photos of his/herself in this attire and send it to the person who asked to see their genitals.

Person 1: Did you hear what Chris did the other day?

Person 2: YEAH! he sent someone a picture of himself in the nude, wearing a cowboy hat.

Person 1: man! that guy is such a woody!

by Tommy Nugget August 5, 2010

Woody

My name...not short for Woodrow.

"Why did your parents name you Woody?"
"I don't know..."

by Woody March-Steinman December 24, 2004

woody johnson

An very hard and erect penis.

I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!

by Jack Bozdog August 11, 2006

woody

the term a father uses to explain the sensation a male might recieve when he thinks lustful thoughts

"when your around a girl you might get a woody" *vomits*!! DAD! sick!!

by Fran-e and Sage August 28, 2004

Wisconsin Woody

When you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. Your dick gets even harder because her dad isn't mad at you.

I was fucking the shit out of Gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my Wisconsin Woody kicked in.

by Indy Tim Wilson February 22, 2008

Woody Woodpecker

When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.

That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.

by MoonlightXxx May 21, 2021

wild woody

An extremely strange boner.
Inspired by the video game of the same name.

Whoa dude, look at this Wild Woody, it goes in a corkscrew!

by Satan Jr. May 24, 2018