Winey Wilma

The act of leaving her on the edge of cumming then shoving 2 by 4 ice cubes in her anus while you continue to jerk yourself off.

“Nah dawg I gave her the Winey Wilma, she won’t be walking for days!”

by Avafloods January 21, 2021

Homeschool Winner

A character on Homestarrunner.com who only makes one appearence in the whole thing. He's in Bubs's Dancing video.

Hey kids, its the Homeschool Winner!Rock on!

by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003

Reality Winner

A man or woman who wins a reality TV show.

"You see that Reality Winner on the news last night?"

by AKees June 6, 2017

Bipolar Anti-Winner

One whose winning status changes like a twelve year old girls mood.

Nathan is always an bipolar anti-winner.

by campgirl765 October 20, 2011

winnerpeg

Canadian slang for mentally retarded, dirt-poor virgin over the age of 30. Typically distinguished by receding hairline, dead-end job (ie telemarketing), and hatred and fear of females. Winnerpegs are known to be driven to psychotic religious fanaticism as a form of escapism from their sorry lot in life. Favorite winnerpeg hobbies include autofellatio and trolling kiddy fun parks.

This winnerpeg needs to get a life. He sneaks into his workplace in the wee hours of the morning to use the computer and suck his own tiny, shriveled dick.

by Jesus_Is_God April 18, 2006

Winner

(noun) a sexual partner whom upon completeing the sexual act known as Fellatio, or more commonly, a blow job, proceeds to swallow the ejaculating semen instead of spitting it out.

Last night I found a winner, so hot man, so hot.

by d-swzzl November 22, 2010

winnerpeg

v. tr. Claiming victory in undeniable defeat. Refusal to acknowledge overwhelming evidence when it differs from a preconceived idiocy.

I can't believe George Bush winnerpegged the 2000 election.

by gregos April 15, 2006