wink tits

one nipple is an inny and the other is an outy.

that bitch has wink tits.

by Bryan Aceves is gay February 22, 2005

winker

ones anus or arsehole

He bent over and all I could see was his winker.

by SKiB May 15, 2005

Stinky winker

Stinky winker another name for your asshole

Betty wipped down her pants, spread her cheeks and displayed her stinky winker to the onlooking crowd.

by Halc November 18, 2007

Brown wink

The salacious look given by a dirty strumpet indicating that one is welcome to plunge one's eager, straining member deep within her pulsing anus.

Edwina, after years of secretly longing for someone to bash her backdoors in, finally plucked up the courage to slip Harold the brown wink and readied her botty for a bruising.

by Duncolini April 24, 2008

Wiñata

A person or thing that is stuffed so full of win that, if hit with a stick, it would spill win all over the floor. Usually used with "the."

Vincent pulled the fire alarm and got us out of that boring presentation. He is the wiñata!

by MysterFitz November 22, 2010

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

ripped van winkel

When you get so ripped you pass out for a ridiculously long time.

"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"

by listenkid November 23, 2009