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Misty Window

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.
Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"
by mfdiction January 13, 2011
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Windows 10

A complete joke of an OS. Pretty much Windows 8 with a start menu, Siri, and driver issues.
GuyNum1: Have you seen the new Windows 10?
GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.
by VirusFirewall October 7, 2015
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Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!
by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011
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Ghetto Window

Sheets of plywood covering first floor windows and doors of vacant homes and businesses. Used to prevent ghetto family units from moving back into homes unfit for humans. Most commonly found in democrat controlled metropolitan areas such as Detroit. Occasionally used as a graffiti billboard for local gangs.
T'Shaun - dafuq, why can't I see out muh crib?
D'Marcus - sheeit nigga, the gubmint installed ghetto windows.
by Carlos SpicyWeiner July 19, 2013
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Wyoming windsock

The act of blowing a queef on a ball sack.
Last night, Airwrecka queefed on my balls. It's called a Wyoming windsock.
by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016
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Windows 98.2

The most stable system ever created even compared to Linux.
Because of all the fixes that were done for it in Windows 98 it has all of its creases ironed out. It is the best OS that I have and ever will work with. I still have a 98.2 that has been running since before 2000. I haven’t even needed to turn it off it just runs. I will go up to it and browse the web and run programs and it dose just fine. It works great for a simple at home computer that doesn’t have a lot of power. If you want a server I would recommend Windows 2000 or something like Redhat
“Wow your still running 98”
“Nope”
“What?”
“I’m running Windows 98.2”
What the hells the difference?”
“It works a hell lot better”
by Notcarter January 7, 2009
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but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
by Yams August 4, 2007
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