A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.
by Drewdler July 9, 2016

Someone who likes to trick people into letting him suck their cock.
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Sucking BJ Blowy Kneeling ovation man
"Shit... that guy Stuart was a Wheeler. I was just there minding my own business and he tricked me into pulling out my cock and letting him suck on it. It wasn't until I blew that I realised what was going on!"
"Oh man.... which way did he go?"
"Oh man.... which way did he go?"
by Cellardoor101 May 28, 2018

by Fax4Dayzz February 6, 2018

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

by Bap Attack December 9, 2021

by Dairy Queen Lady May 6, 2017
