Fanny-Whacker

Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers

Hey Mark quit doing that, here comes the fanny-whackers!

by fanny whacked February 03, 2010

Fanny whacker

A person that is so mad they would drop kick another person in the fanny

You really messed her up you Fanny whacker

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018

Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024

stick whacker

Weed trimmer

She started using a stick whacker instead of the lawnmower due to the drought

by Radiocitymexico January 28, 2016

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 14, 2017

Wicky-Whacker

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

by WickWhack October 18, 2023

mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024