holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.

I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.

by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008

girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.

Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.

by fredyo April 18, 2017

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat

All of our politicians are so Weight blind

by Max di September 29, 2021

Love Weight

The weight you gain once you and your significant other begin to go out with each other and then you stop caring about your appearance.

Now that Luis and Lily are going out, you can definitely see their Love Weight showing.

by Weaboocuck June 4, 2019

Weight plate

A device that displays the weight of something.

How much does this thing weigh?
I don't know my guy, toss it on the weight plate to find out.

by the_carcovascilinitist September 10, 2018

Weight nig

A hierarchical social caste of the drug trading network in the United States of America. A weight nig works hard to push large weights of drugs (primarily marijuana) at the local level, serving as a crossroads between the common public and the organized drug traffickers. Weight nigs have the unique ability to always reappear as a completely new human being every time the police arrest or kill weight nigs.

A: Psst! Hey, can you get me like an ounce of weed and 5 g of GHB tonight?
B: Uh, my usual guy was arrested, so I can't help much.
A: C'mon dude! I know you just bought him!
B: Hey, PSST! I ain't no weight nig, he was! Fuck off!!

by National Drugsgraphic August 18, 2018