weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

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simps for taylor.
also the best gc to exist.

"Have you heard of weepy?"
"The gc that includes that bitch nath?"
"Yeah, that one!"

by lena._ March 1, 2021

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Weeping

When you make a perfect sunny side up egg, cut it in half and the egg yolk just slowly starts weeping down.

Those eggs on your crabcack grilled cheese sandwiches were weeping

by Thecookie69 August 7, 2021

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1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.

1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!

by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021

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