Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Taking It As A Question And Start Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Taking It As A Question And Start Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Taking It As A Question And Start Taking It As A Warning<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Warner Bros FBI Warning

Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?

Warner Bros FBI Warning is scary, especially UK and Australia versions

by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024

thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.

Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!

by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022

Local Warning

An underground skate thrash band from Emmett, Idaho. Known for their grimey guitars, razor sharp screams, and their ability to play around 200 beats per minute. Also appreciated and criticized by some for their anti-violent lyrics and drug free stance. They have adopted the genre name "Peace Punk."

I hate violence but love punk rock! "then go listen to local warning."

by RuskeAilgur September 3, 2009