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wanker

A person who is addicted to playing themselves.
John is a wanker.
by joosy poosy May 4, 2003
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He who wanks off.
Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.
by Theo Gifford May 27, 2003
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A word that is frequently shouted at me from the windows on a small boxy looking car travelling at excessive speeds and booming out crap music with four ugly wiggers inside, because i have longer than normal hair
Retard in car listening to R&B: "Oy WANKEEEEEEEEEEEER" *makes suggestive hand motions*

Me: "Fuck you" *walks on without caring*
by ScattyMatt July 20, 2005
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wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price
"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker
by James K Ellington April 3, 2006
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by gpmiddlebrook January 14, 2006
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Possibly a name attached to certain people tou do not like or simply a term for a person who is a general ass-hole

Also applyable to people of authority who are unliked by those they control
eg - IT teahers
Student 1 - You know our IT teachers a right wanker
Student 2 - Yeah Jarule is a real wanker he thinks he knows
something but he knows jack shit
by Guy in a chair January 10, 2007
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"Who's the wanker in the black oy oy"
by SLI July 3, 2003
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