Wanker 

A person who fucks. It is also the best word to end an argument to top it off.

Mum: Why dont u go and wank ur gf
Me: I already have im getting tired.

Wanker by Da Miker June 12, 2005

wanker 

still unclear of true meaning...

you stupid ass wanker

wanker by matt miller November 16, 2002

wanker 

Someone at your place of work who makes it seem like they are correcting paperwork you submit, when what you are submitting already contains the "corrections" the wanker has suggested be adopted

(Penner, you are truly a wanker)

wanker by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Wanker 

1. A fan of prog music

2. One whos musical tastes differ from the pop-culture

3. Fast and Technical music.

Frank is such a Wanker, I swear he hates thing I like just to be non-conformist!

Wanker by Jase The Bass September 24, 2006

Wanker 

to be free and single

oi you ya sad wanker

Wanker by SAMamdamadindong November 14, 2006

wanker 

a very selfish person

that wanker stold my money!

wanker by Anonymous December 8, 2002

wanker 

one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.

God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker

wanker by price check please January 23, 2005