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Wacked Out

A guy that's wacked out is somebody that's wacked off to the point of having no jizm left. Older guys take longer to replenish their load.
Little Tommy Fugazi was completely wacked out out after finding a copy of Hustler and locking himself in the bathroom for an hour. His right hand had blisters.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 6, 2010
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Willy Wanker

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.
Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."
by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012
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wankersville

Not a reference to a place or vllage as the word may suggest, but a word used to describe an individual. It needs to be used without the indefinite article, i.e. someone cannot be "A wankersville", but is simply "Wankersville". Similar to Wanker, but is used when two syllables are simply not enough. A more elegant way to describe a wanker.
"F**k off, wankersville".

"I'm getting a round in, what do you want?"
"Same again"
"What about wankersville"

"Wankersville over there needs a good kick up the arse"
by Ben Dari January 16, 2005
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Fat Wanker

1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.

2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 7, 2010
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Wankel Rotary Engine

An ingenious engine design which avoids the reciprocal motion of the piston engine and manages to incorporate the suck, squeeze, bang, blow of internal combustion engines into a rotating piston.

Not a torture device of any kind.
The Wankel rotary engine is far more efficient than the latest hybrid cars, but nobody will buy one because it sounds too much like "wanker".
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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Wankering

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!
by homunculus123 April 29, 2020
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iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'
1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.
by j4k3y July 11, 2011
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