John Matthew Wadington Fetish

A sexual attraction to the name John

"I am attracted to a guy name John"
"She must have the John Matthew Wadington fetish"

by Yourmum2112 June 22, 2019

wanda stan

people who stan wanda. some are good some are bad just like every fandom but lots of people who stan irrelevant flops like magik call wanda stans toxic

Person 1: do you like wanda?
Person with taste: yes, I am a wanda stan.

by mcsharticus June 30, 2022

magic wand

Hitachi Magic Wand - The ULTIMATE pleasure device

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.

Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

by Rabid Nozomi October 24, 2008

Wanda Sykes

An obnoxious, rude, and irritating black woman who appeared on Celebrity Poker. Wanda Sykes masked her "ignorance of poker" by using a steady stream of non-funny jokes to irritate everyone (as usual).

Man, I was hoping Jerome Bettis would clothesline Wanda Sykes so her paint-peeling voice would cease to exist.

by NoxC July 7, 2005

Wanda Stan

A person who loves wanda. Some of you are annoying and toxic as fuck, when you say that she could solo everyone. And some people are bringing Wanda EVERYWHERE. Shut up. But some of you are really nice, kind and badass tho

Toxic Wanda Stan: Umm why this is about Thor?? Wanda is more powerful. She could solo EVERYONE in the marvel universe
Me: No ❤

by MarvelGodness June 5, 2021

Wanadian

A wannabe Canadian similar to a Wapanese usually putting random French words in sentences.

1. That girl's such a Wanadian. 2. Wanadians are almost as annoying as a Wapanese.

by TheAnonymousCanadian January 16, 2011