rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot April 28, 2016

Wand

A variant of dick

I wanna play with your wand

by anonymous January 20, 2021

wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom

I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!

by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023

On the wand

When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long

Me and Julie used to do stuff but now she’s on the wand and won’t leave her bedroom

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

wander wand

typically a guy who is handsome but dumb, some may say a himbo, who beefs with 15-year-olds online.

oh looks that's a dumb guy who is beefing with a 15-year-old, must be wander wand

by bhahahahahanolmao July 20, 2023

landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023

Wave the wand

You tapped that. You hit. U dubbed her. U got a sack to roll. Went to war

U wave the wand yet?

Yes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BEEAUCHT May 22, 2022