Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.

Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

by bloorjoorbgunt September 29, 2010

Wallpaper

When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.

I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.

by Char Plassen May 1, 2011

pocket wolloper

Someone who walks around with their hands in their pockets playing with themselves

Davey & Tom are such pocket wollopers, always grabbing their members thru their pockets

by Bonbons July 13, 2006

walloper

the true Scottish slang meaning of the word is Idiot.

"This jolly walloper tis a bit daft more than the others."

by Cajin_Asian February 27, 2017

Walloping Webhammer

The Walloping Webhammer in fortnite.

"Brodie used the Walloping Webhammer in fortnite" said Brendan Ryder Lynn Carter.

by Brodiculous December 6, 2022

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

wallypants

Wally is a character from the PW comic strip, a blondie employee always trying to spice the system. Although very clever she can always surprise you with her ditzyness.
Keen on sport

LW is such a wallypants

by Andy Henley February 6, 2009