Walking NPC

when someone is being an npc

mf 1: you have GYAT to be rizzing me! only in OHIO!
mf 2: u a walking NPC 💀

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

Snowshoe walking

The whitest activity ever.

Snowshoe walking in Montana is the whitest thing ever!

by Bobdonis December 25, 2016

Charlie Walking

Getting naked and walking around in front of your assistants in an attempt to expose mutual sexual interest. Originated by Charlie Rose.

After rejecting multiple advances by Bruce, Janet finally resigned after he kept Charlie Walking her.

by KennethNoisewater November 21, 2017

Tijuana walking boot

The act of taking a shit into a pair of walking boots and parading around while wearing nothing but them as if it were a completely normal occurance.

Man 1: so how was your night last night

Man 2: me and my wife got super high and took a stroll in a Tijuana walking boot

by TheTwoStooges July 7, 2019

Who invented walking

Alberto Scorfano was the very first person to invent walking, every one just copied him (☆▽☆)

“Right walking, don’t worry! You’re in luck! I basically invented it.” -Alberto Scorfano (the one who invented walking)

by Rubyisstinky September 11, 2021

Dead girl walking

Veronica sawyer.

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walking. I'm in your yard, im a dead girl walking."

by GodchampKinnie April 10, 2022