Woker

Someone who is smarter then Einstein himself or god. He is so intelligent that he is more woke then everyone else. He knows everything and everyone. And he is cocky af

OMG patrick you think you are so much woker then us! Fucking gnome cunt!

by 73FL0N March 27, 2019

Woser

Woser, Woser as in the schools are woser than hotels

Schools are woser than hotels in spain

by Dubuery October 1, 2021

wowee

ok hhyeah, a saying for pointing out something

wowee! there it is!

by buff nigga July 30, 2017

Wowser

A religious freak. Typically the sort that wants to ban fun in all forms.

Wacky web witnessing wowsers were warring with whoopee wherever we went.

by evildave September 1, 2009

wowser

Originaly from the movie/show "Inspecter gadget", it would be Inspecter Gadget's word when he would solve a clue or something very hard. Just like jinkies from scooby doo. This word can have two meanings, one for surprise
or shock and the other as a sexual slang word for sperm.

This word is rarely used in any case. Its mostly made fun of or to crack jokes with.

Wowsers!
Wowsers! I'd never guess that.
Wowsers your really stupid.

Damn! I wowsered on my keyboard.
I just wowsered all over my hand.
Let me wowser all over you.

by Matt 159 September 8, 2006

Woser

A wannabe poser E.g. W(annabe)(p)OSER.

Or in simple terms, a person who is a poser of a poser.

Katrina: -farts in your face and sticks tongue out at you- Mwahahahaha!

Justin: Don't be sick, you maggot.

Katrina: I'm a maggot and proud. And I can be sick if I want to >.>

Justin: Well I'm a maggot too. Look- PEOPLE=EEW.

Katrina: Hah. Dude, it's People= SHIT.

Justin: ...

Katrina: Lol, woser.

by Pinkly Smooth xoxo January 12, 2009

wowzers

a term of shock and disbelief. usually said in a nerd, geeky voice.

syn: woah

Lucy: I got a new graphing calculator today!
Marvin: WOWZERS!! Can I take a looksie?

by Taz M.D. May 2, 2009