Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.
by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 9, 2023

The act of getting a huge genetically engineered gorilla with a huge erection and letting him slam his meat in you.
Chase: “hey how was the zoo yesterday?”. Isabel; “well, it was a gamble as I almost died from the winston slamming at the gorilla park”.
by BreadsThickLoaf December 2, 2024

The best friend you could ever have. He is always here for you, never declines when you call and always supports you. Other boys tend to be jealous of him. He will definitely steal your girl if you let him. You can recognize him easily, he's all pink and hidden in your girl's drawer.
Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, Winston's the only one who will make me feel better."
Person 2 : "Babe.. i'm right here."
Person 1 : "Nahh I don't want you."
Person 2 : "Babe.. i'm right here."
Person 1 : "Nahh I don't want you."
by daryra July 7, 2024


by Henry Winston December 8, 2016

A Winston is a person that’s nosy and always butting in other people business. A Winston will also insert themselves in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. Note a Winston can be a male or female.
I was in a private conversation with my friend, and a guy walked by and invited himself in our conversation. I said hey can you stop being a Winston. (Side note) A Winston is not a Karen… Karens call the police and are racist.
by anonymous October 21, 2022

“Hey Winston what did you get on the homework last night?”
Winston: “Is it just me or does this teacher have a bomboclaat GYATT”
Winston: “Is it just me or does this teacher have a bomboclaat GYATT”
by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024
