Wide as the Clyde

The Clyde is a massive river in Glasgow. The insult is a response to someone who done something cruel, wrong, cheeky, or cheeky. The insult is often made in response to a wise cracker or a joke merchant who done or made fun of someone's expense. It's banter to say this to your friend as a joke when they piss you off or when they make a joke that's sick or funny at your expense. Also when some one doesn't give you what you want you could say this.

You're as wide as the Clyde. He's/she's wide as the Clyde.

by Ker Ber March 15, 2018

wide stance

The need to use a public restroom, especially for those who abhor the lack of privacy, and find it hard to "go", in such facilities, but are forced to out of a sense of urgency.

Honey, I'm at the Atlanta airport and I hate to tell ya, but I have to take a WIDE STANCE.

by The Reluctant Wide Stancer June 28, 2011

wide body

A really fat flight attendant.

Well, Joe, looks like were on a wide body flight today.

by J B McDuffie June 2, 2007

wide stance

to expel excrement from the bowels via the anal canal; move one's bowels .

"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).

by Mason Lerner October 16, 2007

wide-on

The distance between a woman's inner thighs at the top of her legs

a wide-on is the width between thighs just beneith her vage

by b1vtop November 7, 2012

wide slam open

Full throttle. Full speed ahead. When a person is hyper, full of energy, and excited about everything.

That crazy dude at the party was wide slam open.

by caniacattack May 5, 2009

wide belt

Very short skirt, rather like a large belt.

'Look at Sans skirt'
'Its like a wide belt'

by Piren'e Colass September 14, 2013