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wait, that's illegal

"wait, that's illegal", said bob, seeing a car passing a red light
by leafly anonymous June 27, 2020
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Waiting for women

Is the one thing you do not, under any circumstance do, on a guys night out. Should one or more of the guys at any point during the night suggest waiting around for one or more person of the opposite sex, the night ceases to be a glorious guys night out and will immediately become just another lame night out.
Just finished eating burgers and drinking beer, about to drink Whiskey and pick up random chicks, when a less manly groupmember gets a phone call from a girlfriend who is 'right around the corner'.

The group is now waiting for women.

Two hours later and her makeup is still not finished, the guys have sobered up and are flaccidly hanging on a streetcorner.
by YellowFever2013 October 6, 2013
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Dick in waiting

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.
While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.
by SexyJammies January 12, 2021
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russian wait

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.
Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."
by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
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waiting game

A game that's best if you wait for it to be better.
I like the look and feel of Battlefield 2042, but from what I've heard, it's just another waiting game.
by ballsack doodoofart November 30, 2022
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Waiting for Godot

When one is waiting for Godot, they are waiting for something. This something will never happen and this someone will never show up. Normally this person is hopeful and certain that this something will indeed happen and this someone will indeed show up, yet they are wrong.
This phrase comes from the play of the same title written by Samuel Beckett.
ESTARGON: Let's go.
VLADIMIR: We can't.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We're waiting for Godot.
by allamericangirl September 25, 2022
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Woah, wait

What?
by chryobyte December 21, 2021
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