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Victory Wipe

A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?
Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.
Victory Wipe by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
Victory Dump by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

victory lap

when a woman performs oral sex to man, once he is finshed ejaculating in her mouth she does a "victory lap" around the mans anus with her tongue. living a trail of semen around the anus.
last erin sucked my dick so good that she decided to take a victory lap.

she does victory laps like jimmie johnson .
victory lap by green bee June 5, 2011

victory sniff 

taking a good long sniff of your finger after you've been fingering a girl
"I had a great victory sniff last night, there was a really pungent fishy smell"

"Macklin's law is a surefire way to a quality victory sniff"

Victory Pee 

The act of a male or female peeing right after having an orgasm.
She joyfully walked to the bathroom for a victory pee after she just had sex with her boyfriend.
Victory Pee by Seniorjavi March 30, 2011

victory cig 

A smoke following some a sense of accomplishment
Traveller 1: I can't believe I managed to get to Stretford Tram Station without anyone asking me for a spare cig, 20p or my phone!

Traveller 2: Indeed, that is something to be proud of I suppose...

Traveller 1: Yeah, I think it is, time to celebrate with a victory cig.
victory cig by Rusk November 15, 2007