The sad, shallow 'victory' achieved as only a token gesture when defeat is imminent. Often utilized by those living in Texas.
You stole my wife, my house, the affection of my kids, but I got your mail rerouted so I declare hamd victory.
by Lron_ May 20, 2022
Get the hamd victorymug. by DMFSdetroit May 15, 2018
Get the Victory Beermug. getting a "Crimson Victory" is like getting a medal of honor, its a rare occurance and its only for the die hards.
by TzPL February 24, 2011
Get the Crimson Victorymug. Victory baby is always victorious! He has never been beaten! His enemy's flee the moment he walks in the room! With his fist near his face and lips clenched it is truly a miracle that he has been frogoten after all these years.
by SFKid 22 June 1, 2017
Get the Victory Babymug. An Emps Victory is defined as a victory in the tabletop wargame Warhammer 40k, exclusively through capturing objective points.
"Bro, in my game against Greg he won but only because he won an Emps Victory, My army hadn't even lost a quarter of its starting points."
by CarltheCarnifex February 7, 2022
Get the Emps Victorymug. Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards
by Novak06 September 14, 2023
Get the Victory Wafflemug. When one person puts flour or baby powder up their rectum and then farts on some one else. (I just blew a dusty victory!)
by 216Girl311 January 11, 2014
Get the Dusty Victorymug.