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double vertical labret 

A lip piercing on both sides, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.
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Getting Vertical

When one lifts their cup of any alcoholic beverage from the standard horizontal position, to the vertical position perpendicular to ground level increasing the flow of the alcoholic beverage which results in severe intoxication.
"I'm getting vertical tonight.", "While you were studying, I was out getting vertical!"

Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.
I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched
Tits Vertical by Bathos May 18, 2010

Shit's getting vertical! 

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way
Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!

Gettin' Vertical

1.The sexual position when the male is on top with the females legs pinned on the bed by her head. The male then proceeds to "pound it in a vertical direction" with his feet standing on the bed, and using the mattress and/or trampoline for extra travel.
2.Also used when someone jumps very high to score a point in Basketball
"OHHHHHHH im gettin' VERTICAL on this bitch!"

Go Vertical

To tilt a beverage (usually alcoholic) completely upside in order to finish it
I'll go vertical on this beer so we can head to the next bar
Go Vertical by Kid_Foxy July 26, 2017