vermont

A bad place full of crazy liberals, communists, socialists, and cross burners.the favorite past time of vermonters is to complain about their neighbors, mine is complain about this state. it is a place where grimy hippies will put a fake ticket on your car and let you know your driving an SUV. THANKS HIPPIES. just for that i now enjoy watering my trees with gasoline. Save Big Oil, kill a tree!!!!!

"hey fred isn't vermont the best"
"no johnny its full of scum bag democrats."

by BBBjr June 19, 2007

Vermont

A state with Not much at all. Lots of trees, and that's it. Kind of boring.

James: I just got back from Vermont.

Thomas: How was it?
James: how was what?

by Ram Seaney January 10, 2017

Vermont

the worst place on earth to live. no one is here (unless you're up by burlington), no people, 45+ minute drives to anywhere.

at least we have cabot, bernie sanders, maple syrup, and the god send, ben and jerry's

man, vermont has absolutely nothing

by rainxyxo August 19, 2020

Vermont

what the hell is this state i didnt even know it existed

“vermont sucks and its boring and sucks ass”
“i know”

by MAXIEDONG August 23, 2021

Vermont

A state where everyone loves Phish.

"Welcome this is a farmhouse" - the people of vermont said in unison.

by MattZeidelman November 16, 2006

vermont lasagna

vermont lasagna
a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)

would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?

by Mr. Lasagna September 7, 2007

Vermont Special

When a Female Shits in a mans mouth, he vomits it on her chest and then fucks it.

Im a Vermont Specialist

by Sharkshit March 31, 2009