A velvet sombrero describes the result or practice of a man ejaculating on top of a woman's head, so that his cum runs down all sides of her head through her hair.
Right when I was about to pop I pushed her down on her knees in front of me, stood over her, and gave her a velvet sombrero. Then I gave her a silver nancy for good measure.
by JJBlu July 14, 2009
A Crazy Drinking league created in 2009 in Palmerston North, New Zealand.
Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.
Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.
After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.
Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.
Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!
Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.
Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.
After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.
Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.
Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!
by moistness1985 February 04, 2010
by chronicsuiiphile May 30, 2007
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.
During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
by JackAwful October 03, 2014
A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)
by Light Joker April 29, 2004