The vampire diaries

The best fucking show ever!!!!

When someone says the don't like the vampire diaries that mean I'mma bout to beat the shit out of that mother fucker you ass hate so bitch better hold my mother fuckin hoops cuz I'mma beat a bitches ass.

I fucking love the vampire diaries bitch.

by Adelle diaz December 23, 2018

vampire kitty

A cat that flys around spawning more vampire cats.

Cat: Oh sh*t Vampire Kitty

by sfgsas February 17, 2008

Cock Vampire

A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.

'Suzie's such a cock vampire. She got me three times last night and then went to Joe's house.'

by Nayban November 1, 2005

vampire hours

When someone keeps vampire hours they are awake all night and sleep all day. They are unreachable by phone, text or social media during daylight hours when the rest of their friends are up.

Now that Jody is unemployed she's been keeping vampire hours and is never awake in time to go to lunch or start some day drinking.

by smonkey81u812 July 13, 2011

Emotional Vampire

someone whose life revolves around drama. they often pull you into their drama and guilt trip you into being their friend and putting up with them. dealing with them is often emotionally draining

Jessie is such an emotional vampire that I feel drained after dealing with her.

by aaddicted May 24, 2009

time vampire

Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.

My computer broke again, I spent all night working on that fucking time vampire.

by Bob Box February 22, 2009

Crotch Vampire

noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)

(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)

Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.

by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 6, 2008