vampire kitty

A cat that flys around spawning more vampire cats.
by sfgsas February 17, 2008
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Cock Vampire

A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.
'Suzie's such a cock vampire. She got me three times last night and then went to Joe's house.'
by Nayban November 01, 2005
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vampire hours

When someone keeps vampire hours they are awake all night and sleep all day. They are unreachable by phone, text or social media during daylight hours when the rest of their friends are up.
Now that Jody is unemployed she's been keeping vampire hours and is never awake in time to go to lunch or start some day drinking.
by smonkey81u812 July 13, 2011
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Emotional Vampire

someone whose life revolves around drama. they often pull you into their drama and guilt trip you into being their friend and putting up with them. dealing with them is often emotionally draining
Jessie is such an emotional vampire that I feel drained after dealing with her.
by aaddicted May 21, 2009
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time vampire

Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.
My computer broke again, I spent all night working on that fucking time vampire.
by Bob Box February 23, 2009
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Moral Vampire

Person that sucks the morals out of anyone who he comes into contact with.
He contaminated the audience like a Moral Vampire
by Minerfortyniner May 24, 2020
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Sloppy Vampire

To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.
"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"
by Ethan F October 03, 2007
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