A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
by Al Benedict February 05, 2008
The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.
by Dubiks February 10, 2019
A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.
by Confuseded February 14, 2005
by Ezekial Dantes July 02, 2010
The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”
by Sir guuuunels February 16, 2022
The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022