hamd victory

The sad, shallow 'victory' achieved as only a token gesture when defeat is imminent. Often utilized by those living in Texas.

You stole my wife, my house, the affection of my kids, but I got your mail rerouted so I declare hamd victory.

by Lron_ May 20, 2022

Emps Victory

An Emps Victory is defined as a victory in the tabletop wargame Warhammer 40k, exclusively through capturing objective points.

"Bro, in my game against Greg he won but only because he won an Emps Victory, My army hadn't even lost a quarter of its starting points."

by CarltheCarnifex February 7, 2022

Victory Baby

Victory baby is always victorious! He has never been beaten! His enemy's flee the moment he walks in the room! With his fist near his face and lips clenched it is truly a miracle that he has been frogoten after all these years.

Victory baby says" victory, baby!"

by SFKid 22 June 1, 2017

victory smirk

The victory smirk is the facial expression a male does while he is hugging a girl after succesfully convincing or seducing the girl into having sex and it is done before any sex occurs, the victory smirk is done without the girl being aware it is been made, because her face will usually be duried on the man's shoulder or chest. It is the act of private self congratulating were the man says in his mind "I won and smirks ;^) !!!"

As Amanda rested her head on John's shoulder, a victory smirk immediately spread across John's face, because he knew he was going to bang Amanda that night.

by Azzzy69 April 9, 2019

Victory Waffle

Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards

(Name) ate a victory waffle last night to congratulate a job well done!

by Novak06 September 14, 2023

victory celebration

The song added to the end of Return of the Jedi, replacing that stupid childish Yub Nub song.

Some Star Wars YouTube channels arguing:

Sam's Channel: Dude, I miss Yub Nub!

HelloGreedo: Me too!

The Unusual Suspect: Holy shit guys Yub Nub was so anticlimactic, Victory Celebration was better and you both know it.

HelloGreedo: Uh...

Sam's Channel: We do, but we won't admit it...

by Clark Nilson November 5, 2013

Victory Beer

A beer given to a friend leaving a party for them to consume after arriving home safely.

Don't leave without your victory beer dumbass!

by DMFSdetroit May 15, 2018