Fuck Vegetables

An idiom used colloquially whenever someone gets off topic. The entomology stems from an Asian photograph which displays a sign in both Chinese and English with the English translation saying "Fuck Vegetables." This caused much hilarity and distraction, hence creating the definition.

This picture is hilarious! Fuck vegetables, I should be working.

by FuckVegetables September 27, 2010

vagitable

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

by Chelicopter October 21, 2010

Vegetablism

The idea that vegetables alone can sustain life.

My friend is a vegetablist and is trying to convert me to vegetablism.

by AnUnknownSoldier May 24, 2011

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

vegetals

A great twist on vegetables created by our one and only savior BALD SUCC MAN

I asked for no Vegetals. I taste VEGETAL!

by APersonNamedJeff February 24, 2018

vagtable

A vegetable that you can put in your vagina instead of a dildo

Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, etc

Those dykes are so poor they use vagtables

by Kaytlinnn January 14, 2009

vagtable

A very healthy, clean, delicious pussy comparable to vegetables, a common necesity needed to stay healthy.

Always eat your vagtables!

by arel May 28, 2007