Texas Valve

Valves worked by overweight men with hemorrhoids and awesome dad bods.

Those guys that worked those Texas Valves sure can pound some donuts.

by HotScottySandpacker June 16, 2022

Valve syndrome

When a game is loved by a community and is overrun by bots and cheaters but the company refuses to do anything about it

"Hey, wanna play Warzone?"
"Nah, it suffers from Valve Syndrome"

by Sniper Gaming994 June 3, 2022

Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

Sprinkler Valve

The act of spraying semen out of your penis while whipping it back and forth, immediately after pulling out.

He sprinkler valved me and it got all over the place

by Goldboy39 December 12, 2018

canuter valve

To test ones knowledge of auto mechanics

Excuse me Mr. Auto mechanic the canuter valve is a little off

by NayNay McGregor January 30, 2024

Valve studios

The definition for an abandoned company that has stopped making products a long time ago.

Hey Sears is a valve studios now y'know

by "words" January 9, 2021

Schnuple Valve

A schnuple valve is a term used to describe the great Lord Bemrose of Wellington New Zealand. Once a common driver aid in Formula One, the term has made a comeback in recent times as a replacement for the word, gullable.

That guy over there asked for indicator fluid, what a schnuple valve.

by Indian Club June 27, 2021