vacation dick

as opposed to a boyfriend dick, an immense cock only to be enjoyed occasionally

Yo Stacy, remember last year when I went to Cancun and got that vacation dick. I need that again.

by 12345678954545454 May 14, 2016

sex vacation

–noun 1. a period of suspension of work or study, involving travel to places which make sexual activity easily available 2. any period of extended sexual recreation

cf. sexcation

We're planning a sex vacation in Thailand, where prostitution is legal and women are expected to please a man.

by Rob19864723 January 25, 2009

Facebook Vacation

When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.

"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."

by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010

Government Vacation

1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.

2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.

Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.

David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.

by kittridge October 18, 2008

vacation brain

When you feel like you're on vacation and you actually aren't.

Dude: Brooo forget the meeting, let's go to the beach!
Colleague: You've got a serious case of vacation brain. I have to get back to work.

by chacarron March 6, 2012

Egyptian Vacation

When you take time off to be wrapped up like a mummy with a butt plug in your ass.

This is similar to diaper people except that it has more of a focus on death rather than youth and lots of attention is paid to the size and type of butt plug used. You can be masturbated by someone else, an "embalmer" or masturbate yourself typically done with wrapping paper over your hand and erect penis or vagina.

hey John what did you do over Labor Day weekend?

I just took an old fashioned Egyptian Vacation.

by Joey Beaks August 28, 2017

Graphic Vacation

1. The time you spend window shopping via the internet when there are other things you should be doing instead (ie: working)


2. A San Diego, CA based graphic design house specializing in art for t-shirts. Also referred to as GV occasionally.


www.graphicvacation.com

"Are you on a graphic vacation? You should be working."

by NikkiGV April 1, 2009