Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

uncle phil

Will Smith's Uncle on the television series "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Also has an extreme obsession for turkey, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing, tiny onions, and cream sauce.

Uncle Phil: Oh my God... turkey. With... PILLOWY mounds of mashed po-taytoes. Butter drenched dressing. TINY ONIONS... swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Ahhh...

by Kadafi March 17, 2008

Undead Army

people who beat the hell outta ppl who mess with Hollywood Undead and are all about Hollywood Undead
Plus the have to HAVE TO know the pledge which is

I Pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I’ll carry whisky in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,

I’ll leave a bloody mess with you

For we are family, you and I,

3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,

All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day We Die

HU Soldier: Yo are you part of the Undead Army?

Person: No i hate Hollywood Undead

HU Soldier: *beats the shit out of person* you better stop hatin bitch *forces person to say the pledge*

by HU4LIFE December 18, 2010

Great Uncle

A parents uncle

Mildred: hey dad who's Bob
Dad: he's my uncle
Mildred: what does that make him to me
Dad: your great uncle

by Polyphemus August 17, 2013

ur uncle rapist

The truly worst insult of all time, yes even worse than ur mom gay ,ur dad lesbian or Ur Granny Tranny. This insult is so annihilating because it is true and triggers flashbacks to peoples toddler years

Bob: ur mom gay lol
Dylan: nein, ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny tranny

Dylan: *fighting tears and clinching his fists* ur uncle rapist
Bob: assumes fetal position as cries about the time that his uncle opened Bob

by KTDream March 12, 2018

Uncle Pancakes

So called "alt country" or "Americana" music, etc.

Does anyone in Minneapolis like anything besides crappy Uncle Pancakes?

by MNDandy January 9, 2011

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016