twipster

Someone who gloats about how using Twitter meant they knew something n. minutes/hours before you/everyone else.

@twipster: Dear #twitter, today I got the #Osama news before anyone I know, thanks to you. Social media #FTW!

by danmelb May 25, 2011

Twoskin

It's when you get a half circumcision not a the full. You no longer have a foreskin you have a twoskin. It's either cut vertically or horizontally. A vertical cut is know as window dressing and a horizontal cut is known as a lower bowl, or upper bowl.

My father is Jewish and my mother is not so they decided on a twoskin

by Dr. Twoskin February 3, 2018

TWOSDAY

TWOSDAY refers to the exceptional upcoming date 22-02-2022 | 02-22-2022 | 2022-02-22 – which no joke, happens to fall on a tuesday. The only comparable day has occurred nearly 1000 years ago.

"This TWOSDAY will be the last and only possible date, including the most identical figures the next 2 centuries – a historical event, everyone should be aware of. That's so rad." tu zdei/

by THE 4WARDS June 10, 2018

topsack

When your balls are above your penis

Lol you can’t speak you have topsack

by Rahtopsack October 14, 2020

TwoPercentSkimm

A legend of social deduction who's scumreading and misreading skills are unmatched.

TwoPercentSkimm is better than me at Town of Salem.

by EpicDicti0naryMak3r May 5, 2021

Topstrix

The best Minecraft server in the Israeli - Minecraft community.
TopStrix, a band.

“TopStrix staff members are the best!!”

by Gever. June 1, 2022

Mascara-Tops

A woman who wears way too much makeup.

Did you see that chick? She looked fake as hell.

Yeah, dude. She's a Mascara-Tops

by brbrown1988 February 26, 2013