twampt

another word for beat, or extreamly ugly

Man- So what do u think of Britney Spears?
Chick- Oh My God Britney Spears is soooo Twampt.

by melissa virginia April 13, 2008

Twammer

a person who follows you on twitter.com for the soul propose of trying to spam you.

xxx123 is following me! they are such a twammer.

there are so many twammers following me!

by bookworm_x March 9, 2009

Twamper

A bag-o-weed worth twenty dollars

dealer: whatcha need?
Buyer : shiat, jus a twamper

by Jeevs January 14, 2003

tasmania

Everyone on the mainland thinks tasmania is where two headed people live but we actually are normal - im not saying im proud to be tasmanian. Because i think its a hole too. Maybe some people are two headed and marry their family like ravo's but im not a ravo so its okay. Some oldies on the mainland and other places in the world think its a beautiful state but I really cant be fussed with trees and forests like whateva =P theres lots of trees and crap in tassie but theres also nice beaches so go the nice beaces.. i prefer the mainland by far but yer anyway ill stop waffling now and go! oh by the way it doesnt ALLWAYS rain in tassie =P

mainland person: tasmania is such a bogan state
me: no its okay but i prefer the mainland

by not.a.ravo June 5, 2005

Twas

A twink that has reached his expiration date. A gay male that is trying desperately to hold on to his youth and good looks; trying to retain his twink status even though he is over 25 years old. His identity has always been "young and cute". All email addresses and online aliases contain inappropriate keywords like "boi", "AF" or a number signifying his former age like "18". The sad thing is that there is no place for him to go, having squandered his youth, living off the generosity of trolls the twas maintains a anti-climactic existence, maintaining a studio apartment reminiscing with his one lonely fag hag until he simply evaporates.

Jason, face it you are a twas, you need to get a job, no one is going to pay for your flabby ass anymore.

by ButterMN September 28, 2008

TASMalleo

TASMalleo is both at the same time a cute nerd, a fuckable nerd, and an amazing nerd. He's best know of catching Chibi cheating TWICE in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. He's known to slay and attracts shiny mudkips.

Person 1: "Wow! I can't believe he noticed that! What a cute guy!"
Person 2: "Ya, he's such a TASMalleo!"

by CmonYouKnowMeImThatGuy12345 October 10, 2016

Tasmania

A cold, wet and boring state in Australia.

Some say a it's a hole

"Why would you want to live in a cold and wet hole when there is sunshine in all the rest of Australia"

"because i'm old"

by could you pass the pepper? May 4, 2004