turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 9, 2008

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turds

a huge fat curly shit tht curls out of ur ass like a snake and lands on the ground( or loo) in a long spiral. dogs genearlay do huge turds in the street. watch your feet

"Omfg u stoon in those TURDS!"
"My ass really hurts i just did a huge TURDs!"

by jenny jay October 29, 2006

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turcsauce

a slang term for what makes something cool. The key ingredient in something or someone's success. The essential part.

Fett: who those photos are pretty niii, You must be drinkin that turcsauce.

Liam: damn dude, You're games gotten so much better, those new shoes are pretty turcsauce.

Jeffy: I can't wait to get my new car, I'm gonna be so much cooler, I can taste the turcsauce already.

by Alejandro Muneerah November 21, 2011

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Gran Turismo Sport

The real driving simulator, a fun play station game to race on tracks with high quality graphics and physics. You can play with motorsport enthusiasts and immature kids or just play by yourself. It’s main focus is competitive online racing, supported by the international governing body of motorsport. (Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile)

“Honey I can’t wash the dishes I’m racing on ‘Gran Turismo Sport’ with the boys tonight”

by wheelspeed February 23, 2021

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turps nudger

Alcoholic:
One that nudges the turps

"Bloody Hell, isn't that George Best over there?!"
"Yes, I didn't think that old turps nudger was still alive - he must be on his third liver by now!"

by StuartyHall December 10, 2006

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