turkanese

exactly the same as tukanese except spelt the right way.

amy - echo and the bunnymen is not turkanese. or tukanese for that matter...
some other person - yeah.

by amy pettifer March 22, 2005

turanos

Those military policemen who are now being found to infiltrate all Police Forces. They cause terror but they are their own heros, being given powers to kill; arress; harrass; and moreso the uniform is always there, as they asskiss for a dollar; betray the People, and feed thier ego on power without education. "Exempt from Drug Testing" "Immune from Criminal Prosecution," "Capable of Great Harm" "Basely Psychopatic."

I am going to dig some cosmopatic dirt on them and send it to simon so that these damned turanos can be managed.

Simon need help identifying all cities and town that suddenly use military uniforms and have civil police paydays.

If any turanos are in your locality please report it to central civilian intelligence. Civil Police Departments cannot legally give military power of the civil authority.

by Simon Corbin ( Just Simon from here on) August 9, 2006

Dirty Turban

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.

Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.

by kcote January 2, 2009

turgasm

N. An orgasm that is so hardcore that it causes one to excrete massive amounts of shit from asshole.

Mark fucked jesse so hard that he had a turgasm and turned the sheets a bloodly brownish color.

by Kelseycolemarkjessetyler November 26, 2006

turbanware

Often describing low quality software written in India by companies to save money.

"this turbanware sux it just keeps crashing"

by Linux_Galore February 13, 2004

Turban

A hat without a feather

Guy 1:"Aw man look at that guy's hat! Whats with that?"
Guy 2:"Does it have a feather?"
Guy 1:"Nope."
Guy 2: "Turban."

by Julesicus November 22, 2011

Turban

an name that you call someone when you dont like them.

i hate you mr. turban

by Robbie Burness January 15, 2006