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Those military policemen who are now being found to infiltrate all Police Forces. They cause terror but they are their own heros, being given powers to kill; arress; harrass; and moreso the uniform is always there, as they asskiss for a dollar; betray the People, and feed thier ego on power without education. "Exempt from Drug Testing" "Immune from Criminal Prosecution," "Capable of Great Harm" "Basely Psychopatic."
I am going to dig some cosmopatic dirt on them and send it to simon so that these damned turanos can be managed.

Simon need help identifying all cities and town that suddenly use military uniforms and have civil police paydays.

If any turanos are in your locality please report it to central civilian intelligence. Civil Police Departments cannot legally give military power of the civil authority.
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not to be confused with Thanos. He has the Infinutty Mitten and all six Infinutty Almonds of power. He is superior in every way. Other forms include Suave, Sports, and True Form. He blinks instead of snapping.
Marksied: Fite me
Tranos: *blink*
Marksied: *FUCKING IMPLODES INTO A BLACK HOLE*
Tranos by Hermie Nermie March 20, 2019

Sexual Tyranosaurus 

trust me , you want to have sex with Calynn, he is a Sexual Tyranosaurus.

tranosaur 

"Look kids, a tranosaur!"
tranosaur by Flanagan McQueen November 1, 2006
woah look at thoze tubanos
tubanos by moosepimp June 25, 2003
A transgender wanted to become a super hero but Thanos was already taken
I am Tranos, keeper of the infinity bones
Tranos by ShatMyGiBro March 5, 2019

tyranosaurusrex 

When a guy is going down on you and you want to grab his head to bury it deeper but can't because you are in such ecstasy that your arms are too short flopping around in the air like a Tyranosaurusrex.
My pleasure created a tyranosaurusrex moment in which I could not reach the object I wanted.
tyranosaurusrex by IRishRN April 18, 2017